Don't Jerk My Egg
How to play
Don't Jerk My Egg is a little something cooked up by TopoStudio’s Institute of Serious Nonsense. Play on your phone or computer. You jump. The questions make it weird.
Click your mouse or tap your screen.
Clear the rope. Add 1 to your count.
Hold to charge. Release to jump higher.
Late game: a full charge can clear two swings. Don't squat forever.
After 5 laps, expect random nonsense.
Read, then pick either. No jumping until you answer. Time out and crack.
Tap to jump · Hold, then release for a higher jump
Your score and answers will be public on the leaderboard.
Tap for a low jump · Hold for 0.15 seconds to charge
Read first. No panic tapping.
I'm cracking up.
Your egg survived 0 laps.
Your state of mind
The rope kept swinging. Your answers kept getting weirder.
Save the evidence before you restart.